A fork of Rural Dictionary
An individual who is extremely good at something, who performs a job better than the average person.
Donald Trump is an asshole. Pat, on the other hand, is a PROFESSIONAL asshole. He is the type of person to waive a homeless person to his car while holding up money, and then drive away laughing.
Dude, we were so professional last night! Jimmy was so professional, he was sportin a tie!
Receiving oral sex while simultaneously using your partner's head as a means to roll a blunt.
I wanted to smoke before having sexual relations but she had to get up early. The Professional satified both of our needs.
A woman with no morals; also considered as a slutish female that many males have been acquainted with.
"In Dade County they call'em 'ANIMALS'
In Savannah they call'em 'PROFESSIONALS'
~by the late Camoflage
When a woman decides to pair slutty clothes with a vest or an animal print to make her outfit "professional"
Brittany thinks she looks professional with her animal print prostiboots and vest.
A person who:
- Can be polite
- Can be efficient
- Has a plan to kill everyone they meet
"Professionals have standards" - The Sniper