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Pajama Puker

A really bad online Texas Hold'em poker player; much worse than a fish/whale or a donkey.

A pajama puker tends to tilt extremely easily and then leak all their chips away. They are active in chat rooms at the online poker tables and will often put themselves on tilt when you ignore them.

I couldn't resist playing a while longer with that pajama puker on my right playing every hand.

by Pokerbrat October 18, 2013

Money Puker

As in the ATM Machine.

Dude I can so go to lunch with you, but I gotta hit the money puker first.

by JO Momma1226 April 07, 2009

puker face

Tiana

You’re a puker face.

by Wadupfoo May 27, 2019

side-puker

A person whom, whilst partying; will very shadily duck out of a crowd in order to purge- the intention being to return to the crowd unnoticed

Soop, you're such a fucking side-puker!

by Danny Trupin February 23, 2016

Purple headed people puker

A penis with a slightly purple tip.

"Dr. Harris my penis tip is purple"
"Thats completely normal its called a purple headed people puker"

by I have 3 testicles November 01, 2018

puker king

1. another name for burger king.

2. the most puke-inducing thing (or person) possible or imaginable.

A: "I had to take a shit in the rideau centre today"
B: "puker king"

by mstherd October 16, 2009

pukered

An unforseen event in which your body's natural reaction is to contract the sphincter, leaving one a feeling of exhilaration then procedding with complete relaxation

That's last bong rip pukered me up!

by Eco6969 September 05, 2015