A fork of Rural Dictionary
The act of intensely inserting finger(s) into your mate’s vagina, resulting in a violent but much appreciated orgasm.
After drinking too much wine, Enzo blurted, Laura I’m gonna finger punch the baby box, which she detested but somehow yearned.
what you feel like doing when you're really, really, REALLY freakin' pissed.
"I'm so mad, I could just punch a baby whale in the face! Bam!"
"Wow, did you see Kelly when that dude told her she had small eyes? She looked like she wanted to punch a baby whale in the face!"
To be so mad and/or frustrated that the only thing that can make your day better is punch a baby or a small child. This level of anger is above Kick a Puppy mad/frustrated. This is the highest level of anger
Did you see Charles yesterday he looked like he was Punch A Baby Mad/Frustrated.
A phrase used to describe one being eaten out aka one person causing a female pleasure with their tongue in the female's vagina.
Tanya: "Yo, Felicia did you hear about Jessica? Jack tongue punched her baby maker!"
Felicia: "Whaaa? I bet his curly hair tickled her vagina."