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noun: an obnoxiously large mountain shaped or seed bumb like fold of hair on top of a females head.

that girls quaf could pretect me from getting shot in world war 2.

To eat at an alarming rate. To have food disappear and not remember eating it...

oh man, i just quaffed that sandwich

to watch QAF (Queer As Folf) extensively, to the point in which you do not believe you can be aroused to a higher extent.

Brooke- Hey Jess, ready to quaf tonight?
Jess- Brooke, when im a NOT ready to quaf?

Quaf is when air gets trapped inside a females vagina and makes a farting noise when it comes out.

AKA Queef

Terrence and Phillip "Quaf"

-Verb
1. Queefing air out of a women's vagina that previously was forced by a fart from a man.

-Noun

1. The air forced out of the mans anus into the women's vagina after she has queefed it back out.

Wow that quaf smelled just like steve's ass!

The spot or groove between your nuts and your thighs. Plural form is quaves.

Man, my quafe was itching last night, so I had to get up in there and scratch it.

The plural of quef.

"Man, how many times did you Quaf, steve?"