Country Dictionary

when air is expelled from a womans fanny

oh u bitch u quifed

a ginormous delicious muffin

chelsea buttered a blueberry quif and ate it for breakfast

To make love to the quiff in a girl's hair.

Me: you got your haircut?! Wtf I thought we were gonna do some quiffing tonight?

Her: sorry I had to get new headshots!
Me: fine I'll go to a wig shop. Can I have a loan of your hairspray tonight tho?

taub

you smell like lindas queeif

when a girl tries to quif but actually poops nuggets

I like it when she quifs air in my face but last night quif nuggets fell into my mouth.

The double sounded effect that a pussy makes after a long round of doggie style
sex.

Man, last night my girl ripped a double
Quif Qwaf when I made her change positons.
"What a mood killer"

When a woman gets so wet during sex that it causes a movement of air inside her...then creating a bubble to float out. Usually combined with a noise referred to as a "p*ssy fart".

You wouldn't believe what happened yesterday! I was nailing her so hard that a quif bubble floated out of her honey hole!