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pussy quota

the amount of pussy needed to be seen, touched, smelled, licked or fucked to stay fit and healthy.

Dr. Phil recommends a pussy quota of 10 per day.

by Mr.Guy_Boyman January 23, 2015

Quota Hunter

A person who marries a farmer for the purpose of obtaining quota.

Everyone know that Ashley was such a quota hunter

by CDNFarmKid September 21, 2017

quota nigger

Noun (slang)A afro-american person whom holds a college degree or occupies a position of employment due to Affirmative Action quotas and/or relaxation of entry standards or reductions in job experience or qualifications required to meet the aforementioned quotas. May or may not have earned the degree or be currently qualified/competent for the position.

Leroy's an example of a "quota nigger", he can't do his job corectly without help, and he appears too uneducated to have graduated college.

by notPCor1984 June 28, 2005

quota bitch

one who goes to college cuz of a quota system, not cuz they are good enuf, m'kay.

You dont know shit, you quota bitch!

by mc burrrial October 19, 2008

Quota Clamor

The time of the month in which the police are trying to meet the quota, therefore, they pull over people for the most ridiculous reasons.

I got pulled over for going 4 over the speed limit! Damn quota clamor.

by Nickaboo3533 June 05, 2010

Nerd Quota

Limiting the amount of "nerdy" references you can make during a specific time period. This can be a personal goal or imposed by an annoyed friend. The effort is protect yourself from appearing lame. EX: One Harry Potter reference a day; two Star Wars references if they're particularly clever; and one Twilight reference if it won't cause sexuality confusion.

Friend: How did you get home from the bars last night? Me: I apparated. Friend(Nerd Quota Enforcer): That's one.

by harrymotherfuckingpotter August 09, 2010

Quota Rape

Quota Rape - the act of setting a sales quota so high that there is no possible way to achieve it and therefore you feel like you are being raped by the organization

Hey Joey , did you get your new quota ? Sure did ! I got quota raped again so clearly I’m making no money this quarter!

by Joey boombatz February 04, 2022