A fork of Rural Dictionary
Taking a dump after a long day feels just as good as having a rolaids after heartburn.
1. a character in a story that brings a light comic air into the work. Just as a hero brings heroism. The comic Relief usually does some halirious or haliriously stupid quip (stupid as in the example below)
Hero: Give me the girl off the train tacks, CR, I am going to ride off into the sunset!
Comic Relief:Gee, I don't think the young lady would like to be ridden into the sunset...
the extra large shit you take after you find out how much you have to pay in taxes
95k to federal???, get out of the bathroom!!
I need Tax Relief!!!
That feeling that a weight has been taken off your shoulders after sex. The anxiety and tension during periods of sexual inactivity is released and leads to a brief period of relaxation.
That was what I needed all along, sexual relief smoothened me up.
The act of sucking a male's genitalia, usually to achieve an orgasm.
Yo trick hoe, why don't you give me some mouth relief?
The sound a woman's lady bits make after a long day of being suffocated in tight jeans.
Nothing compares to coming home, de-pantsing and letting out a good queef of relief.
Main Entry: Relief Tube
Function: Noun
Etymology Modern English by adding relief and tube.
Date: 20th Century
A tube that is used to releive the pilot of an aircraft by inserting his naughty bits in the tube and thus relieving himself. The relief tube is a great pain and embarrassment saver for said pilot.
Pilot: Hey Mac, my relief tube is too short. Last flight I had to piss myself. Now I'm not only cold, but I also feel like a fuck stick.
Mechanic: Nah, just checked it, your relief tube is factory length.