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Retarted

The wrong way to spell "retarded."

Guy 1: Don't worry, I'm not retarted!

Guy 2: *facepalm*

by Luau99 December 28, 2010

retarted

adj. re-TART-ed

The politically correct form of the word retarded.

While retarded came to take on a street meaning akin to "idiotic" or "stupid" the word still had medical meaning used for describing people with clinical mental retardation. Thus, it became quickly politically incorrect to use the word retarded, even though a richly connoted street definition had developed. Hence it became necessary to use a new word which explicitly references the street meaning and not the medical one.

Alex posted a mirror selfie of himself on Facebook. What a retarted thing to do.

by smaker May 15, 2018

retart

v
1. Microwaving an already toastered pastry, such as a Toaster Strudel or Pop Tart.
n
1. Someone who has had sex so many times, they have transcended "tart".
2. Any object that has been retarted.

My toaster sucks, Imma have to retart this biYATCH.

Your mom is such a retart.

I'm gonna eat this retart, and like it too!

by Del the Funky Homosapien November 11, 2004

Retarted

The wrong spelling of the word Retard. Ironically, calling someone a retard and misspelling the word, actually makes the accuser a retard. Retarted is not a word, Retard is. Don't make yourself look retarded, by misspelling the word retard.

Commonly used by dumb ass YouTube commenter's, and dumb whores on facebook.

Jon: Tim, you're so retarted.
Tim:Well Jon, I'm not the retard who misspelled the word retarded.

Jon:.... well played.

by RolphSemensDickOvensUWIDI June 07, 2010

Retarted

The incorrect spelling of the word 'retarded'.

It is a well known fact that people that say retarded, are in-fact, a retard themselves.

Dude, that is so retarted!

by Dave Retardingsworth July 11, 2008

retarted

when you just made a tart, then you make another tart, you retarted.

Lil' Jeffy-"momma, you made 2 tarts, so right now, YOU RETARTED!"

by Nastina September 02, 2005