Country Dictionary

• Never give us up
• Never let us down
• Never run around and desert us
• Never make us cry
• Never say goodbye
• Never tell a lie and hurt us

You know the rules and so do I, SAY GOODBYE

number one:no boomers
number two: no zoomers
number three: no weebs (under penalty of death im looking at you phil)
number four:no marvel stans
number five:stan loona
number six:no k-pop
number seven:no my little pony,friendship is fuck
number eight :no videos ive already seen before

number nine:staged videos are shit
number ten: ignore rule number five
number eleven:loud is sometimes funny

some random person:so what are the rules
cool person:number one:no boomers
number two: no zoomers
number three: no weebs (under penalty of death im looking at you phil)
number four:no marvel stans
number five:stan loona
number six:no k-pop
number seven:no my little pony,friendship is fuck
number eight :no videos ive already seen before

number nine:staged videos are shit
number ten: ignore rule number five
number eleven:loud is sometimes funny

A list of random crap that people who call themselves 'authorities' or 'authoritative' such as teachers, parents etc. These 'rules' just state things these 'authoraties' wish you would listen/do. But its a free country, so really, you could break every single 'rule' you want to. (except normally there's a punishment like...idk going to jail for...life)

Teacher: Now, Johhny, didn't you read my RULE BOOK?
Johnny: pshh no. thats just some random crap.
Teacher: JOHNYY! HOW DARE YOU! CRAP IS A BADDDD WORD! If you read the rules you would have known.
Johnny: Its the usa. CRAP CRAP CRAP %$&&*%$#
Teacher gasps: Go to the principles office. NOW!

means the same thing as owned except this is a better word

Me: dude that motherfucker is sniping me.
Johnman: don't worry I just assassinated his ass.
Me: RULED.

Rule - States:

1. Any rule broken will lead to a cosmic meltdown

2. Rule - is undefined

3. Rule - is defined

4. Rule - is the lowest number possible behind -9001

5. Any rule under this number is invalid

6. All rules are valid except clones

Guy: Ha, there is no porn for this thing.

5 min later

Guy: Omg a black hole

- Everyone dies

Thats why you follow Rule -

1. You can't go against The Rules
2. You can't revoke someone else's Rule
3. The Rules rock.

Sophie: You can't go against the rules.
Chandler: Says who?
Sophie: The President
Chandler: Obama?!
Sophie: No, McCain
Chandler: oh.... you just totally fooled me with your witty sarcasm and amazingly good looks.

The more often than none, self proclamation that you find yourself to be the best representative for the action at hand.

I Rule! (with reference to EVERYTHING)
-Jimmy