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recreational fungus

Mushrooms. Plain and simple. However, this phrase refers to the 'shrooms that will have you prancing around like a pixie riding the back of a unicorn and taking a slide down the chocolate river running down The Big Rock Candy Mountain. Combine recreation fungus in conjunction with: Puff the Magic Dragon Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas Willy Wonka (Not the Johnny Depp version) Requiem for a Dream Pink Floydd-The Wall Venice Beach Las Vegas DO NOT USE ALONE OR BEFORE ENGAGING ACTS OF SEXUAL INTIMACY!!

"Excuse me Sir, would you happen to know where I can acquire some recreational fungus for excursion to Vegas this weekend?" "WARNING: This movie should be watched only if consuming large quantities of recreational fungus"

by Jrockwhc June 10, 2009

recreational baking

The act of making sweet, high-calorie goodies that, upon completion, have no firm destination outside of one's home.

Sarah's lack of self-control around sweets forced her to ban recreational baking from her home.

by bobo76 January 10, 2010

recreational eating

The act of overeating something delicious but outrageously too big; recreational eating occurs when you are full from a meal, but you continue to eat and complete the meal out of enjoyment and gluttony

“Eating 4 slices of pizza was sufficient and filling; finishing the whole pizza was purely recreational eating.”

by pbids August 28, 2014

Recreate the Myth

This is an uncommon slang term for masturbation. It is refering to the ancient Egyptian creation myth in which the god Amun masturbated in order to create the world, and its people. It was believed that if the Egyptians did not carry out the ritual every day, utter chaos would ensue.

Hear about Andrew in class? Yeah, I heard he was caught recreating the myth in the bathroom. Poor guy.

by Rameses II December 23, 2004

Recreational Microbiology

Fermenting alcohol

I dabbled in recreational microbiology last year, and now the fruits of my labor have me dancing on the table in a hula skirt. My career is in recreational microbiology. I work for Coors.

by cowboyup1876 September 26, 2010

Recreational outrage

An act of indulgence, publicly expressing your opinion in an argument that seems constroversial, yet lacks any adverse arguments. Patting yourself on the back for expressing outrage for a topic in which the point you are making is obvious.

"This Male feminist was undulfing in recreational outrage just to get some vegan pussy"

by Uch June 02, 2017

recreational reptile

a whore that sells mass amounts of low grade pussy and blow jobs to as many dirty truckers as possible! aka lot lizard, sleeper creeper, bunk bunny,coin operated beaver, etc...

Ironman:hey empty pockets! that recreational reptile left a snail trail from your bunk to mine! Empty pockets: that dirty whore gave me crabs!

by Ironman & empty pockets April 03, 2007