A fork of Rural Dictionary
1. A certain candy found in the cheaper of dollar store varities, with the ambiguous flavor "red," made of a mostly corn syrup and ANDY. 2. The new Bjork album. 3. A phrase common to the tri-state area, denoting a certain hilariousness found in ghettoicity.
"mmmmmmmmmmmmm RED VAHNS"
When two gay men intertwine their penises like a medical symbol
Me and Big Jake were red vining and we got stuck
When two gay men intertwine their penises together like the snakes on the medical symbol (aka Caduceus). Part of the process when gay men have sex and one of their penis' starts to open to accept his partner's homosexual man-wang. Following this ritualistic and ever changing act of passion and lust, explosions of the rainbow sherbert burst in the most violent of fashions and fills their with a misty, fruity and frosty goodness only surpass-able by winning the lotto while receiving a BJ on Ecstasy.
I heard those two dudes are into red vine-ing so much that their penis' got tied in a knot Those dudes had a three way red vine-ing session that two of the three dicks opened up and swallowed the third dude. That dude is so good at red vine-ing that his cock is search and rescue due to its rope like consistency from wrapping his cock around many dudes including horses.
(n. réd vîyns) When a woman menstruates on her partners pubic region, and shoves the now bloodsoaked pubic hairs into either hers or her partners mouth, the bloody genital hair is known as Red Vines.
Ashley began devouring the fresh red vines she had created just above Matt's fully erect cock.