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Ignore some parts in my last definition saying about her goals n stuff and how she was killed. it was actually a naval railgun that did her in. The R9X was a backup. Her goals are defined as putting others down, making them feel inferior and oppressing everyone. And by the way, it took heavy gunfire from an AC-130, A-10, hundreds of M1 tanks, rockets, high-explosive anti tank rounds, heavy carpet bombing from a B-2 and every other ridiculously powerful non-nuclear weapon in the US army arsenal to weaken her first before the MQ-9 could deliver its killing blow. The army pumped hundreds, possibly thousands, of depleted uranium rounds, HEAT rounds and enough bombs to level a city into the mean girl before she showed any signs of weakeness. It was madness. The whole fight took place in manhattan. The city was evacuated. Think Cloverfield but with a mean girl in place of the monster. Regina was then pushed out to the coast by the wall of tanks, gunships and fighter jets where a naval battleship fired its railgun at her followed by the R9X missile.
Regina George casually shrugged off direct hits from weapons that easily destroy an entire city in one shot. They say the meaner a girl is, the more indestructible she is. You can never be truer. Unlike cloverfield though, no nuke was required. But it was discussed and a B-52 carrying a nuke had indeed been prepared.
Vile, evil fascist ruler, mob boss, terrorist and absolute war criminal. Regina's goals and beliefs are very interesting. She's ruthlessly determined to make sure that she stays at the very top of the social ladder and will use anything she has at her disposal to stay there including propaganda and committing full-on war crimes. As far as her beliefs go, the only thing she really seems to believe in is herself and her 'great leap forward'; she has an unshakeable confidence and seems utterly ignorant of the meaning of peace. An example of this is when her comrades barged into and shot up a house that belonged to a person in one of her rival social groups, killing 4. It's implied that both her beliefs and goals are the product of her spoiled upbringing, but it's likely that they’re also influenced by Regina’s ruthless ambition. Because of this, she started a war based on lies, destroyed the economy, allowed corporations to destroy the environment and exploit the middle class and working poor, attempted to pass viciously homophobic laws, attacked women's rights, killed millions of her own people with forced collectivization of social groups, the "Great Leap Forward," as she called it and most of all with the power-restoration maneuver resulting from the famine created by Great Leap Forward known as the "Cultural Revolution'' and ruined the reputation of the United States. Faclitated a transfer of power to a group of even more evil people called the Plastics.
Even police fear her. She is hated all over the world. When her reign of terror ended the world celebrated. She was finally killed after the army called in a drone strike against her. Regina George was eventually killed by an AGM-114 R9X missile launched from an MQ-9. US Marines dumped her body out at sea in a fashion similar to Bin Laden. The rest of her Plastics were sent through rehab programs.
The most prettiest poison you’ve seen. Mostly blonde and has pretty skin, she has 2 minions, Gretchen Wieners and Karen Smith, don’t get distracted by her looks, she may look like the nicest angel you’ve seen but inside she’s the devil’s daughter, beware of her, all the boys love her so much, if a boy confesses to her she’ll fucking break their heart, and all the girls wanna be her to. But their all just blinded by her looks. Don’t even try to befriend her, you’ll make the biggest mistake.
Girl 1: omg is that Regina george?!
Girl 2: shes so flawless
Boy 1: i wanna be her boyfriend.
Girl 3: wtf are you saying?! Im your girlfriend!
Boy 2: nah shes mine
Girl 3 Its over.