A fork of Rural Dictionary
something ateez NEED and they can’t have because kq is a CIRCUS
jesus christ these hardworking legends need to rest!
get over it, move on with your life, what is done is done, shut the hell/fuck up, save the drama for yo mamma, no, she isnt, shes not, innocent person murdered, you are racist, you are the stupid one, suck/eat dick, some peoples children, who the hell does that, wash yo ass and yo mouth, eat shit, you dirty...good riddance
A word that was invented to have a good excuse to sleep in the middle of the day, without giving other people the impression that one is depressed.
Resting might lead to an Urban Dictionary Appifany, and/or the feeling of being a new man.
"Hey man, wanna play some soccer with me and the guys?"
"Nah, I'm tired man, think I'm gonna sleep."
"What the... in the middle of the day? You ok man?"
"REST... I'm gonna rest, I had a rough day."
"Oh, alright. Some other time then."
*click*
When I was resting today (contently), I had an Urban Dictionary Appifany. Then I went to urbandictionary.com and submitted it, whilst feeling like a new man.
A phenomenon in which the resting face lacks animation and appears to look bitchy at all times, thus leading people to believe a person must be upset, a snob or a bitch.
Comments people with resting bitchface are eternally plagued by:
"What's wrong? Are you okay?"
"Are you mad?/Sad/Depressed?"
"You know...Before I got to know you personally I thought you would be a snobby bitch."
"I bet you're the type of girl who has a major temper when you get mad."
"Why don't you smile more?"
"Why don't you cheer up?"
How we respond: "I'm fine...honestly." " No, nothing is wrong." "Yes, I'm sure."
How we want to respond: "IT'S JUST HOW MY FACE LOOKS, YOU ASSHOLES."
When something goes wrong that you cannot forgetti
Jake: I burned my pizza again
Me: Rest in spaghetti!
Jake: Never forgetti...
its just your 'normal' expression when you're spacing out or not doing anything in particular.
Willa "Wow you have weird resting face!"
Derp Face "thanks? you have a bitch resting face"