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riding the porcelain bus

puking into the toilet.

Damn I drank a whole case last night and now I'm riding the porcelain bus.

by Nick D February 13, 2003

ride a yellow bus

yay area slang yadadamean? someone going stupid doo doo dumb, gettin hyphy. as in...those short yellow buses the retarded kids rode to school.

We go dummy retarded and RIDE A YELLOW BUS...

by its me, todd September 11, 2005

riding the magic bus

To be completely under the effects of any strong hallucinogenic drug, such as LSD(i.e. acid) or mushrooms. When you are riding the magic bus, you are so tripping out, that you are able to hallucinate beautiful women in place of what in reality, are women who are tore up or broke down.

When Nick D was relaxing on his bed during an acid trip, he suddenly found himself actually getting laid by a very hot voluptuous bitch who just busted into his room. But unfortuantely, Nick D was so riding the magic bus, as he did not realize he was actually bumping uglies with an ugly, wrecked, hoodrat hoochie mama cheese hog skank!





Mark H. Contributing to the drug abuser's slang vocabulary since February 2004.

by Mark H October 20, 2004

ride a yellow bus

yay area slang yadadamean? someone going stupid doo doo dumb, gettin hyphy. as in...those short yellow buses the retarded kids rode to school.

We go dummy retarded and RIDE A YELLOW BUS turn the scrApper in circles until the tires bust!

riding the short bus

Participating in sexual intercourse with an autistic, or otherwise disabled male.

"Dude, Henry caught Jacob riding the short bus."
"What is he gay?"
"No just desperate."

by DanTheFuckwad17 March 09, 2018

riding the other bus

Term for being gay. Homo.

That fag Joe must be riding the other bus.

by Woogy2312 November 06, 2006

riding the porcelain bus

taking a fatty crap; the porcelain bus is another word for toilet, while riding it involves sitting on it &, well, pooping.

he's busy riding the porcelain bus... he won't be back for a while.

by becca vajayjay October 14, 2006