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The scientifically proven best zodiac sign, from a study of exclusively scorpios. You are a Scorpio if you were born between October 23 and November 22. Lucky you!
My birthday is November 9, making me a Scorpio. I am not biased.
Don't mess with a Scorpio unless you want to die, they aren't afraid of anything and will go out of there way to get revenge on someone! They are very protective of there friends and they can figure out someones personally by how they look , they are gorgeous bitches and have an amazing figure alot of people would do anything to date them! So if a Scorpio doesn't like you don't try make friends with them, they are very secretive and hide there feelings and talented at everything!
Guy: was horrible to Ruby
Scorpios friends: oh no
Scorpio: you're going to die
People can try to explain the Scorpio breed to you with lots of fancy terms and BS legistics, but here it is in plain english:
Scorpio's are the badasses of the 12 zodiac symbols. Known greatly for their powerful presense, passionate temper, and will to follow through on threats. Scorpio's are quiet and observent, taking in all aspects of their suroundings and reacting accordingly.
Extremely self aware and insightful/intuitive. They know you better than you know you. Scorpio's are filled with entirely too much pride and will refuse to comprimise it at all costs. Very honest, placing a lot of weight on truth. Chock-ful of personality, compassion, competetive drive, and unbiased opinion.
Scorpio's are best associated with sex, horiscope-wise. They are intensely passionate and have a magnetic hold on those around them, fueled by their sarcastic, strong personality. Rumored to be quite the lovers ;D
Dude shut up! If he say's he's gonna punch you he damn well means it. He's a Scorpio, you know how they are.
She’s basically a Scorpio I’m sure .
Scorpio is so nice. Scorpio seems like the type of person to buy someone a snack
Scorpio is a zodiac sign that runs from October 23rd to November 21st. Scorpios are known to be honest, factual, skeptical, hard working, serious, passionate and not at all prejudice. However, they are among the harshest and angriest of the zodiac signs. Scorpios have the good quality of being open and not judgemental of new people, but once you upset or double cross them, they can be prone to nastiness, controlling behavior, cruelty, extreemity, conservativism and intensity. They are one sign you do not want to piss off. Interestingly enough, Scorpios are the people most likely to denounce stuff like astrology and god, as they are serious and skeptical people
Their likes include:
-Facts
-Loyalty
-Logical truth
-Relaxation
-Meaningful causes
Their dislikes include:
-Lies
-Laziness
-Shallow personalities
-Fantasy
In their love life, they would get along best with Capricorn, who shares a similar hard work ethic, is quiet like the scorpion and is a skeptical one as well.
They would least get along with Gemini in a love relationship, who lacks the perfectionist work ethic of Scorpio, which they would consider boring and strict, especially when the burden is put on them. Their intensity would also scare the Gemini, who is a lot more forgiving and less angry then the scorpion. In almost every way they are almost exact opposites in personalty. Aries and Leo would probaly not make great matches either for the scorpio.
The eighth of the 12 zodiac signs, represented by the scorpion, running from October 24 to November 22.