A fork of Rural Dictionary
A scuba Steve is the act of using a snorkel for sexual pleasure. The goggles are removed (or worn for enhanced breathing), and the breather tube is inserted up the vagina. The mouth piece is then inserted in the anus and a cycle of fart to queef results in a pulsating sensation giving the impression of cum inside and pull out repeatedly.
Rumours are that it allows one to breathe without the need for normal breathing and can be used under water.
Hey Stacey are you coming out tonight? “Nah I’ve got a date with scuba Steve tonight, I’m practicing cyclic breathing”.
Also known as a Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube-Man!
Scuba Steve: Thanks to a shipping error I am now currently overstocked on wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube men, and I am passing the savings on to you!!
The traditional douchebag handshake, in which the the elbow is raised far above the ground and the hand is almost vertical, forcing the recipient to have to reach underneath.
After Douchebag John gave me the Scuba Steve, I wanted to punch him in the face.
I can't take being a virgin,I think I'm gonna have to do a Scuba Steve
A person who pisses on a toilet seat then freaks out when you ask them about it.
Don't be such a scuba steve.
The process of forcing ones self into a female's vagina head first until the entire body is engulfed within the vaginal area.
Chris, laughing with his friend in class, exclaimed, Oh man, I Scuba Steved the hell out of Christina last night!"