A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you have anal intercourse with a girl and you give her a dirty sanchez, but then she catches you by surprise by taking a dump on the spot and smears the poop on YOUR upper lip
Damn, I assfucked Sarah last night and topped it off with a dirty sanchez, but then the bitch turned around and gave me a Tom Selleck!!
Giving oral sex to a woman that has excessive stubble on her vagina.
I went down on Cindy last night and her pussy was so stubbly that it was like making out with Tom Selleck!
The act of pretending to be like Tome Selleck.
Hey, did you see Georges's mustache? Sellecking much?