A fork of Rural Dictionary
A slow-witted and slovenly dressed resident of the far east corner of the lower east side of Manhattan. Speaks in long, rambling sentences and has difficulty forming logical connections. Maladapted to basic human sociablity. Rarely goes west of Essex or north of Grand.
"Can you believe that Sew-tard inherited a three-bedroom on the 20th floor? She is sitting on a mint!"
A sewing circle is when a group of old women gossip and vent about their family/friends
I caught my grandmother in a sewing circle the other day; she was hating on my dad's drinking.
"skipping" or "ditching" a class
"hey! lets go to sewing club during this class!"
"oh, i just had sewing club"
A group of people in an office environment, that talk for most of the day, as opposed to doing their actual jobs.
You don't wanna sit near that pod; they a fucking sewing circle.
noun. When a group of male friends get together, then suddenly talk about their feelings and relationship problems; gossip.
Everything that said in the discussion is usually kept secret.
On Friday night, Joe, Bob and Jim talked about their feelings about a girl they liked in a sewing circle.
Bob brought up his relationship problems which formed a sewing circle.
The act in which a male puts his penis under the needle of a sewing machine ; And aggressively stomps on the pedal of the machine.
"Dude, my girlfriend totally gave me a sew job last night. Good thing there was thread in the machine, I already got the stitches."