A fork of Rural Dictionary
verb
1) To be amazed at an event, usually appalled or disgusted by it.
2) To find yourself in a strange or frightening situation.
1) When Jenny gave me a blumpkin I started shittin' kittens. (pardon the pun).
2) I was shittin' kittens when the cop asked if I had any yay.
Giving birth or shitting from your pussy. The shit must have 2 legs and 2 arms to be considered a pussy shit.
Demarcus - "That whore shat a baby our her pussy"
Wayne - "Damn, that bitch be PUSSY SHITTIN yo!!"
Demarcus - "Where's Mary at?"
Wayne - "She's at the hospital droppin a pussy shit"
The act of being another's bitch.
The term is derived from another; "you got me jumpin' through hoops." After all that jumpin', you'd think your femurs would end up lodged deep, deep, deep in your anus.
I was shittin' ankles all over the place on Valentine's Day; my lady sent me around to See's, Conroy's, AND Tiffany's!
Shittin Shards. When it feels like you need to take a massive shit, but all that comes out is sharp, rock hard shards of shit. Can be very painful at times and may even cut your rectum.
Fuck.. I was shittin shards after that taco bell last night.. holy fuck im never goin there again!
when a person's asshole is stretched to gaping proportions, like grand canyon wide, causing them to take a shit that is equal in circumference to a pancake.
dude, you put that up your ass? you're gonna be shittin' pancakes.
it like you stunin on some one and they are hatin on you cuz u r doin better then them
i make hoez sick cuz i b shittin on'em
when dey c me nxt tyme imma b shittin on'em cuz my style iz hot
When a shitty cocaine dealer deals you flower instead of good white girl.
Damn! Shoes came over last night and I bought some white girl. I woke up "Shittin' a Biscuit."