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Similar to a Spork, but this utensil also has a knife on one edge of the fork. Spoon, knife, fork.

A snork is the ultimate eating utensil! It has a spoon, knife, and fork, all built into one unit.

A word occasionally used on forums in reply to a very funny post, it is sort of like posting "LOL" or similar. (but cooler)

*snork!*

Pot and tobacco both packed into a bowl and smoked from a bong.

We did snork hits yesterday and got fucked.

Derived from "Social Networking." The act of using social networking tools such as Facebook, Twitter, etc.

Once the bloggers had exchanges links, they snorked each other's posts, and thus, they were snorking.

The act of strapping a dildo to the cranium (i.e the top of te head) and then running head first towards your partner (male or female) and the dildo penetrating and pleasuring them.

Adam: I heard you liked snorking? Jamie: Yeah, I totally snorked your sister AND your mum last night.

When a person starts to snore all dorky. A person that snorks. Humorous snoring.

"As soon as Jamie fell asleep she started to snork." "Jaime snorked so dorky that she woke herself up."

An insult to use towards someone who has done literally anything from breathing to bending over twice and sucking a bald eagles dick screaming “BILL! BILL! BILL! BILL! BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY!”

Thing 1-“that damn cat keeps sucking off that eagle” Thing 2-“what a snork”