Country Dictionary

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soviet russia

A land filled with women who have hairy armpits and never bathe.
The men stink of vodka and oh yeah they never bathe either.

"You stink like a soviet. Go take a fuckin bath!"

by deliverance April 25, 2003

soviet russia

place that has been building up a secret arsenal of big bombs and is holding them to take out capitalism tommorow

that soviet russia place sucks

by Anonymous March 29, 2003

soviet russia

lame fad on message boards...

Eg:
In Soviet Russia, topics make you!

by 404Cutman August 24, 2003

Soviet Russia

The opposite of everything expected, which surprisingly makes sense.

In Soviet Russia, Urban Dictionary's Thumbs Up is down and Thumbs Down is up.

by SirAnonymousIII December 30, 2011

In Soviet Russia

A quote used by people who think they're slav and try to tell someone how hard it was back home.

In Soviet Russia, you don't cook food, Food cook you

by MikeyD25 January 30, 2018

In soviet russia...

Silly internet joke alluding to an episode of Family Guy. The quote from the show was,"In Soviet Russia, car drives you!" The variations of the joke is created by inverting the subject and direct object of a sentence. Often used by postwhores trying to join a conversation with no meaningful input.

In Soviet Russia, definition makes you!

by OuchyGrouchy March 02, 2005

In Soviet Russia...

An inside joke started on the show Family Guy. A phrase in "(subject) (verb) (noun)" form becomes, "In Soviet Russia, (noun) (verb) YOU!"

Example:

Before: I'm out of ideas.
After: In Soviet Russia, ideas run out of YOU!

In Soviet Russia, definition adds YOU!

by dj gs68 September 13, 2003