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spastics

A special group ov wierd people who pull wierd faces nd have their own language! u have 2 b privaliged 2 no these peeps!

Big up the spastic crew massive

by me March 24, 2005

spasticated

1. All over the place
2. Not following 'conventional'/'normal' rules or practice
3. Defies 'normal' logic

Adjective for the noun, spastic. Not to be used in conjunction with the noun 'Spastic' which is a real medical/mental affliction.

Q. How was the traffic this morning? A. It was spasticated

My head is spasticated this morning

The organisation of that thing was spasticated

Your explanation is spasticated

by travelmate37 June 22, 2010

spastic

SOMEONE WITH CEREBRAL PALSY AND SHOULD NOT BE USED AS A DEROGATORY TERM TO EXPLAIN OR MOCK ANYONE

please take any other definitions down as it is highly offensive and only enforces the stigma of the medical condition

Jamie has Spastic Cerebral palsy, it affects his hand movement

by MissPissx April 25, 2016

Spastic

In other words skattz

Muscle spasms can’t talk properly and can’t move without twitching

Oh shit it’s a skattz or he’s a skattafrinic and spastic

by Official Oxford dictionary Uk February 07, 2020

Spastic

Troy/Tracy blond hair blue eyes

You are a spastic

by Phoebe kelly March 12, 2022

Spastic

People who leave their houses during a life-threatening pandemic to socialise with others.

“Look at those spastics on Facebook drinking Bella in a field

by OntheDole69 March 31, 2020