A fork of Rural Dictionary
When it's an icy day, and you pull out and your cum feels like raw marbles exiting the ballsack.
Fuck it’s so cold, I just yanked out a marble-splurt.
Another word for cumming
Bro I'm just gonna go home and splurt the gurt
Having a dump when you can feel the rumble tumble in your stomach. Its a mix of pee and poop forming a solid that is different than diarreah.
Avandre:Damn son I had the biggest mexican splurt ever, it was scary.
Cam: I know I couldn't trust my farts, so I took it to the toilet, but it was just an air fart.
Avandre: Damn.
When a bird ejaculates when it is flying overhead and the ejaculate (bird splurt) lands on you.
The bird splurted on Jackies face when she was sitting at the picinic table. Therefore, Jackie had bird splurt on her face.
A baby born when sperm leaks from the anus to vagina post anal. Can be prevented by wearing an anal seepage tampon.
I wore an anal seepage tampon so I wouldn’t have to give birth to a splurt baby in 9 months.
A large amount of squirt.
Similar to a cream pie but more intense.
Last night she Splurted so hard.
I Splurted all over my boyfriend last night.