A fork of Rural Dictionary
To speak in a hype manner usually about something or someone that has you upset.
Man , I heard Earl was down there at the stow talking sporty ! Boy had yo name all in his mouth.
Say brah, come at me again talkin sporty and we gon be throwing some knuckles!
Version of "What's up?" for athletic communities, especially among college athletes. Way of saying "How's your sport?".
Usually answered with a short sentence about the sport.
Athlete1: "Hey, What's sporty?"
Athlete2: "Oh, not much, ballin' and a big game tomorrow, You?"
the legends themselves that get all the clout
that group of guys are sporty bois
A sporty vag is when you can use your vagina in game play when playing kinect.
Oh i just smashed that ball with my sporty vag and scored points!
a frantic hand-job, usually done when sex is not feasible and risk of getting caught is high
I gave him a sporty jerk in his bathroom before his mom got home from work.
The Spice Girl that was everyone's favorite. Sporty Spice was best known for her track suits, back flips and tattoos.
AKA- the only spice girl that could sing.
Sporty spice:
You take and inch, I run a mile,
Can't win you're always right behind me.
Wow, you are looking very sporty spice today.