A fork of Rural Dictionary
The 76 year old patient is complaining of pain during intercourse. She is SSA.
secret slut account
usually a nsfw account or a kink account. no one knows about it and it just to let your freak side show
Emma was innocent, but no one knew she had a SSA.
Sheep Shaggers Anonymous - a large underground cult that has social gatherings in a farmyard.
wow that sheep could really do wth an SSA gathering
Striped Shirt Alert.
Referring to the overwhelming amount of the male population that dons a striped button down shirt and then hits the bar scene..
"Whoa..check out the SSA"
Usually said in a hushed whisper between two female friends.
The kind of girl whose eyes light up when someone starts to tell a story. Usually heard repeating these 3 phrases over and over: "story of my life" "basically" and "i'm just saying!" (sooner or later, you WILL say them too.) Believed to be the originator of incredible story telling. She literally has a story for everything. Yes, everything! Most importantly, the kind of girl who NEVER gives up. On anyone.
Have you met Alyssa? Her story basically changed my life. I'm just saying.