Country Dictionary

A small, liberal town in Massachusetts with only 2% of its land NOT covered in apple orchards.

Only about 6.2 people live there, and 4 of them are apple-eating rich white kids.

Hey man, there's nothing to do in Stow, MA, let's go to the Ghetto (Maynard).

To get Bryan Stowed on. To get beat relentlessly by Mexican gang members at a parking lot for a Los Angeles team. It could be the Lakers, Clippers, or Dodgers. Most notable for Dodgers parking lot. When you get beat up by LA gang members in a parking lot you have been "Bryan Stowed" on.

guy 1: shit man I got bryan stowed on outside of staples center for not rooting for the lakers. a pack of mexican gang members beat me unconscious and robbed me.

guy 2: damn man what can you do, mexicans are gonna be mexicans man, just try to bring a lakers or dodgers jersey next time for when you walk back to your car you wont get bryan stowed on

Packed

You: This gig is busy tonight!
Me: Aye, it's stowed out!

A place to purchase recorded music.

"If you wanna buy a wrecka, where do ya go?"

a combination of two military terms - a rack is a bed and stow is to put away or secure; together they mean put yourself to bed, to go to bed, or bedtime

Damn, it's already 0245! It's time for rack stow cos' I gotta be up at 0630.

slang term for a place to purchase alcoholic beverages

You need me I be at the licka stow

The act of dry humping with ski gear on.

We went in the woods and she hopped on top of me for a Stowe Gondola