A fork of Rural Dictionary
When u get a bj and you make a weird face but u feel like they sucked ur soul out and u bust a nut so hard it automaticalky goes down ur throat
Danm deja gave me the dick suck of life
a nother way of saying you suck or something like that
A person trips;
"Hey you....way to suck at life!"
A phrase created, coined, and popularized by user theunsurpassed on an internet message board titled "The Vestibule" at boards.ign.com. "You suck at life" is now a very popular internet term, thanks to the brilliance that is theunsurpassed's thinking.
"This day didn't go so well. I'm not sure how to feel right now." says some random guy.
"It would be wise to immediately kill yourself and wipe your pathetic, stinking, curse of a face off this damned earth. You suck at life, kill your miserable self." says theunsurpassed, in response to some random guy.
Anything that even remotely involves shittiness. It can be anything from an experience to a person. Anything that sucks, can suck, and will suck on an epic level.
This definition is the suck of life.
Hannah Montana concerts are the suck of life, even if Miley Cyrus is hot.
Those mashed potatoes are the suck of life.
The 3rd Greatest Youtuber of all time after Airrack and Mr Beast. He has over 10 channels with over 100 000 subscribers and over 1 billion views. He is also the owner of the legendary Turd Boi 420 channel.
Person 1: Do you know Jack Sucks at life?
Person 2: No who’s he?
Person 1: He’s the creator of Turd Boi 420
Person 2: Oh, I know him
Teacher: You need to get your grades up, and stop slacking off.
Dan: WOW, you suck at life.
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You may go to collage for free because you run fast, you may have a 4.0 gpa and have lots of money and grow up to be a doctor, get married to some football player and have a buch of sucsessful kids. BUT you suck at life and there is nothing you can do about it.
Is a sentence used in jest or seriousness describing an individual not doing well in life; Especially in the areas of career, love, finances, personal problems and the like.
"look at you man!, you're a fucking wreck: you lost your job, your wife, you are in serious debt, and smoking crack non stop!...I'd hate to say it, but you fucking suck at life!!"