Country Dictionary

walking up behind someone and samking your hand back and fort against their leg like a salmon's tail moves. salmoning is best done when it is a surprise attack

I about to go on a salmoning spree!

someone who takes penis up the ass everyday, similar to a tent louis

"Dude what's wrong with that guy? It looks like he got pounded in the ass" "Oh he's like that all the time, he's a salmons."

cockney slang for cigarettes, "salmon and Trout" = snout, often sortened to just "salmon"

got any salmon mate??

the art of smoking salmon.

Smoke salmon, all day long.

When two people are too femine to have "Beef" with one another

Did you hear about the Chris Brown has Salmon with Drake

A slang word for sex. Can be used both as a verb and a noun. Originally defined in the 1970s Toronto, Ontario, Canada. Used by upper class teenagers who were attempting to hide their promescuity from their overbearing parents. Has led to the recent fad of "Awkward Salmon".

Guy: I had some good salmon last night. Or Guy2: I just got salmoned! Or Guy 3: I'm gonna go to the bar to see if I can get some salmon.

A word used to describe a female who is of a very high standard... Not the average female, usually a girl who you would like to bend over. Very attractive, hot, bonerific, sexy etc

That chick is absolute Salmon Look boys here comes some salmon Check out that salmon