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School Lunch

Prison food that's nowhere near nutritious. It comprises of: Overcooked tater tots Dry chicken sandwiches Dry burgers that taste like melted rubber between two pieces of wet cardboard Dry spaghetti with the same gross tomato sauce Salad that looks like it was taken from plants Old apple juice and 3 week expired milk

Ugh, the school lunch tastes nowhere near nutritious.

by KiiboBestRobotBoi June 18, 2021

School Lunch

It is food picked up from a sewer and a lady craps in it they serve cold ass steak fingers and cheeseburger with hair on it It taste like shit and a keemstar is just looking at you eating the food and you get processed milk.

Hey dude what’s for lunch School lunch Taste like shit

by Lolmate48 June 06, 2020

School Lunch

Disgusting, gross, and takes an hour to prepare and get.

You look like school lunch.

by a lesbian dag February 25, 2019

school lunch

one of the most disgusting foods in the world. It consits of: Raw meat over cooked vegeatbeals cold pizza a milk

The school lunch made Kelly sick, so she sued the lunch ladies for every penny they had

by poCkadotslotz July 25, 2009

school lunch

The most vile, disgusting, putrid shit on the face of the Earth! I bet prison food tastes better than this slop (Hell, it might even be healthier!)! Here is a rundown of the "food" school has to offer: Burgers: Nasty as fuck! I bet the burgers are 70% shit, 25% rubber, and 5% beef by-products. Chicken sandwiches: Sort of like burgers, but actually somewhat edible. Soups: See urine. Raw fruit and vegetables: The only actual food on the menu. They actually taste good and they're handy for calming your stomach down. Cooked vegetables: P.U.!!! Cooked vegetables are as stinky as a skunk's ass! Everyone in my school (including me) has to hold their nose to keep themselves from puking and passing out from the stinky-ass fumes the cooked vegetables emit! Milk: Expired, and I bet it's semen, not milk. Pasta, mashed potatoes, etc.: Cold, moldy, shitty, you get the idea.

1: Lunch lady 1: We are out of dog poo for the burgers! Lunch lady 2: Just use cat poo, they won't know the difference. 2: Delivery man: What should I do with this jug of goat sperm? Lunch lady: Just write "ranch" on it. 3: Lunch lady 1: What are we going to do with this skunk juice, garlic, limburger cheese, 20 year old sweat socks, fish guts, and all this leftover shit and piss? Lunch lady 2: Just put in a blender and then put it on the cooked vegetables. school lunch

by Valintino the Big Surpremo September 12, 2010

School lunch

This shit is nasty. E.G. They serve pizza that the TMNT would pass up.

School lunch is fucking gross.

by negrosahn May 03, 2015

school lunch

One of the most disguisting food in the world. It consits of cold burgers, burnt vegeatbles, cold over cooked pizza, and cold food.

Tim got sick for eating school lunch and decided to sue the school board.

by punchie-247 July 19, 2009