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Scott The Woz

A Virgin who likes smashing things

Scott The Woz: 'This Wii U is not a virgin' Wii U: 'Oh No, he's going to smash me'

Scott the Woz

literally just a white guy who lives in Ohio

guy 1: holy shit it’s Scott the Woz guy 2: no that’s just some white guy

Scott the Woz

A colorblind virgin who owns 5 Wii U's, finds Wii's in his couch every now and then, hates Chibi Robo Zip Lash and owns Garfield Lasagna World Tour. He seems like the sort of guy who eats pigeon liver for breakfast.

Scott the Woz owns 5 Wii U's!!!!!!!! Why would anyone do that to themselves