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Shake and bake

The way most things are done in the trailer park. Food, drugs, putting their babies to sleep...

Guy 1 "Damn that's some shitty meth."

Guy 2 " It's shake and bake, and I helped."

by RideDucati April 25, 2016

shake and bake

to shake the sheets up and then get high
(to have sex then smoke weed)

hey baby lets go shake and bake

by kate51351361 March 07, 2007

shake and bake

it is when you masturbate/jerkoff untill you are about to cum/climax and then you put yur penis inside of a womens vaina and make sure she gets pregnate. there for you shake (jerk off) and bake (her being pregnante and baking the baby in the womb... lol)

fuck off with the example... and go shake and bake as soon as possible

by adin butler and justin uglem December 04, 2011

Shake and bake

Two hetro sexual males who have an un natural love for each other, who up on seeing each other yell out shake and bake and complete a well thought out gay hand Shake.

Naz and Travis are definitely shake and bake.

by Bazzinga October 12, 2010

Shake And Bake

When A Male Excretes Feces During Sexual Intercourse And The Female Simultaneously Has A Seizure.

John Showed Up At His Girlfriends House With Several Bran Muffins And A Strobe Light. He Knew Before The Night Was Over His Girlfriend Would Be The Proud Recepient Of A Little Thing Called "Shake and Bake".

by LE & SJ™ February 10, 2008

shake and bake

have sex at the beach and supersoak the girl on her stomach. roll her over on the sand and when she rolls around you have shake and bake where the sand sticks.

guy: oh shiznit i supersoaked you
girl: omg im rolling around
guy: thats shake and bake biyach.

by WhitePOW November 09, 2007

shake and bake

While plugging smoe snapper on the beach, the art of yanking the meat flute out, shoving it into the sand, and going right back in the baby chute.

Mike: Hey, i went out with Courtney last night and we hit North Avenue Beach.

Jed: Did you do the shake and bake on her?

Mike: Damn straight kid, there was sand all up in her snatch and she was pissed!

by da ali g July 28, 2006