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Texas Sharpshooter

While jerking off in front of your significant other you shoot a load deep into their eye from 3 feet or further

Babe, that’s the world record for the longest Texas Sharpshooter

by ShitBalls8===D January 30, 2025

Sharpshooter

A term for a man who dates, and or marries an older woman. The woman has to be at least two years older for the term to apply. Mostly used on the east coast of the United States. Derived possibly for a man who scores a "Cougar".

Man, look at Tim, scored that sweet cougar, he is quite a sharpshooter.

by JacquesHinks December 03, 2019

maryland sharpshooter

When you're about to give someone a facial, you step back 3-5 feet and piss during ejaculation adding pressure to the cumshot for it to travel longer.

"Bro last night, I gave this thick girl a Maryland Sharpshooter"

by Killmelmao123 March 12, 2017

Mexican Sharpshooter

When you use a saringe and fill your urethra with salsa, and you shoot it like a nut in someone's eye.

John said it burned when he peed cus he gave the stripper a Mexican sharpshooter.

by Nightstrife1282 December 18, 2024

sharpshooting

When you try jumping and putting your pee pee inside of a hoe this usually ends with a trip to the ER with a broken penis

He tried sharpshooting last night now his penis is in a cast

by DICK DOWN DADDY November 22, 2017