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shit faced

When you get so drunk that you give people head without knowing it and get introuble by everyone because your so shitfaced that you tell everyone and dont even know it.

I was so shit faced last night i gave that guy head!!!

by Kacey. January 19, 2008

shit faced

The act of being completely intoxicated. Usually associated with alcohol consumption.

I was so shit faced last night Luke was so shit faced I doubt he remembers the strip club I enjoy getting shit faced once in a while

by phantaxtic August 12, 2014

shit faced

The result of drinking alot of alcohol, you usally get shit faced when you feel like throwing up, you also get shit faced in the morning when the hang over starts. So really, shit faced is the period of when you feel like shit after drinking.

Bar Tender - NO ! you have had too much for tonight ! Drinker - Gimme some booze dammit ! Bar Tender - OK ! but only ONE more, you'll end up shit faced and pass out ! Drinker - THANK DRUNK IM GOD !

by Carcass (band) December 07, 2006

Shit-faced

1) Drunk as an Irishman on St. Patty's Day 2) Stoned out of your mind

The mo fo was so shit-faced that he brought a squirt-gun to school and yelled "I have a bomb bitches!!"

by Franscine the bitch October 20, 2006

shit-face

An ugly person George W. Bush My English teacher A person with shit all over his face

Shut the fuck up shit-face Hey, shit-face, shove it up your ass

by Camels November 14, 2006

shit face

when someone is being stubborn or is just being a plain asshole

the shit face wouldnt let me go home.

by your daddy :) September 26, 2007

shit faced

Shit Faced: from the Latin "shitibus faceibus". 1) To have one's entire face covered in feces. 2) To become so intoxicated/high that you act like an asshole/whore/your math teacher and perform things/sexual acts that you would never do in your right mind.

1) Because my face is covered in shit, I am shit faced. 2) God, after those 15 bottle of scotch, I was shit faced and woke up next to my math teacher.

by PlummiPLUM April 10, 2004