A fork of Rural Dictionary
Dried crusty shit flakes at the top of someone's ass crack who doesn't wash their ass.
Hey Shawn, you can tear off those Shit Shingles now. It's not gonna rain so I don't think your asshole will get wet now.
Having anal sex with an unclean ass.
Upon completion, one finds a turd atop his penis. This act is directly responsible for the "Dirty Sanchez".
"Man, that fat bitch I was fuckin got me all shit shingled."
When fucking an unclean asshole, it is very possible to remove your dick, covered with your partners shit. This problem is best solved by wiping your partner's face with said shit covered member. Resulting in a dirty sanchez.
That fat bitch shit shingled me last night!
its when you let out a crap and its in the shape of a rectangle, hard and crusty
i found a shit shingle on my pillow last night
Creamed, chipped beef on toast.
I'm really craving shit on a shingle right now. 😋
Dried beef frizzled and then creamed and finally ladled onto a piece of toast. Ground beef could also be used to make this Army delicacy aka SOS.
Dad: Mom's making shit on a shingle for breakfast!
Me: SOS I'm outta here, time to cruise the highway and create misery
“hey man you hear the new album? it’s fire”
“nah man that’s shit on a shingle”