A fork of Rural Dictionary
A the crappy stuff you have to go through during the day. Some have to more than others.
He all have to cope with the shit of the day.
SSDD would be the acronym. The words means that you're doing the same stuff you did previous, but on different day.
Army buddy: So what are we going to do today?
Army buddy 2: same shit different day.
Army buddy: That's just great.
When your stuck in the cycle of doing the same shit everyday.
Usually a shit cycle.
Person 1: What you been up to
Me: Oh you know the Same Shit Different Day
Person 2: That is peak bro
When you take a shit on a day and finish on another day.
You take a shit on a tuesday night at 11:55 P.M and you wipe your ass wednesday morning at 12:05 A.M that would be same shit different day.
The day you say no to everything else and complete work planned.
All week I've been interrupted and pulled into meetings. I've scheduled a Get Shit Done Day for Thursday to block all of that out and complete what I need to for upcoming deadlines.
The act of taking a large dump or having diarrhea after a night of heavy drinking. Also known as NDS for short.
Guy 1 - "Dude, after last nights party I got the worst Next Day Shits today."
Guy 2 - "Aw man I hate NDS."
A type of loose bowel movement that feels like your shooting a beam of light out and destroying whatever is below. Just like the scene from the movie Independence Day, where the Alien ship projects the beam of like down to blow up the white house. Its very quick and painless, often resulting in "splash back".
"OMG dude i hope everyone survived that, i just had the Independence day shit of the century!"