A fork of Rural Dictionary
someone you know, but do not necessarily like, but cannot seem to get rid of. a "friend" in your group that no one claims to introducing to everyone, an ex-significant other who you still have sexual relations with, or a family member that you feel obligated to invite to get togethers.
friend: "man, who invited Bob to the party?" other friend: "not me, but someone here had to bring that Shitbird" dude: "man, it's been a long time since i got any play, im calling what's-her-face" other dude: "oooooooh, bootycalling the Shitbird!" uncle: "you know we don't approve of your brother and his 'wife'. why did you bring them to my party?" nephew: "it's not my fault, he saw me making the beer run, i had no idea i was going to be Shitbirding today!"
anyone who doesn`t agree with your ideas, style, politics, or way of life.
That guy won`t listen to anything I say, what a shitbird.
Originates from the ye old mainer up alone on his porch talkign about the passer byers. Commonly used with the term little infront of it.
"oh look at that one he is a little shitbird"
An individual who greatly exceeds any know standards of shitbirdness.
Is D.T. fucking off at work or is he just hungover again? That guy is truly Captian Shitbird.
Moronic person, irrelevant person, person that makes a complete ass of themselves
david macias and joey bearly are fucking shitbirds ..slappy , moron
Someone who screws you over for a cheap fuck
That dirty shitbird left me at the bar for a cheap 10 dollar hooker!!