A fork of Rural Dictionary
A long penis, commonly associated with straight men.
Brad wipped his shlong out but Angelina couldn't fit all of it in her mouth.
1) a long penis. opposite of "shlort"
kudos to Russell Peters
Girl 1: "man my boyfriends dick is such a shlong!"
Girl 2: "OMG you're so lucky!!!"
a ridiculously large penis that can only be achieved by surgery.
I was watching porn and this guy had a shlong so massive i chopped mine off in respect for it.