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What's the sitch

One of Kim Possible's most coined catchphrases. The word "sitch" is slang for situation.

So like, what's the sitch?

by Childish Rolfbino October 16, 2016

nip sitch

An abbreviation for "Nipple Situation". Most often used to ask how one's nipples are.

What's the nip sitch on that ho?

by Bradikus27 October 20, 2009

Sitch's Law

Most arguments are arguments about definitions, you just don't realize it.

Person 1: "One of the big problems with the Socialism VS Capitalism debate is that it almost always-like so many other debates; it devolves into debates over definitions. It’s tedious and unproductive, but it seems unavoidable at the same time."

Person 2: "Sitch's Law in action."

by AssBurgerRap June 19, 2022

DP Sitch

a DP Situation is when one has a 'Discharge Party' in one's pants...

The cause of this may be down to one or all of the following reasons:

(a) Seeing a hot guy*.
(b) Thinking about a hot guy*.
(c) Perving on a hot guy*.
(d) Post sex DPness**.
(e) General DPness**.

* or girl - whatever tickles your fancy.
** this is not STD related.

Oh my god that guy is a total DP Sitch.

I'm having a DP Situation.

by Olivia the Great I September 12, 2010

Bon of a Sitch

The crazy, non-swearing people's substitute for "Son of a Bitch." Also can be used in public instead of the more harsh alternative.

"You Bon of a Sitch, that was MY hotdog!"

by Repoort November 16, 2004

Scope the sitch

literal meaning: scope out the situation.

To go somewhere;
To see how a situation is going;
To check out a certain event.

Bob: "hey Steve, did you hear Tina is throwing a huge party on Friday? It's gonna be epic."

Steve: "yeah man I am definitely gonna scope the sitch."

by LeXor September 02, 2008

busty sitch

risky, or bad situation, or a pickle as gramps would say.

you jizzed your pants? busty sitch!

by tit slap 5000 June 27, 2011