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Slam Pig

A straight up slut, used souley for smashing on.

Hey see that drunk skank over there hanging on Rick, I know at least six guys that have banged her, she's a real filthy slam pig.

by Jimboshamb January 31, 2009

slam pig

another name for a slut

check out those slam pigs

by buddhaflames September 27, 2009

Slam Pig

A pig that can slam dunk a basketball.

I've got 3 slam pigs, and 2 shooting pigs, we're gonna be a good basketball team.

by cooldudeman July 02, 2014

Slam Pig

Noun. circa spring break 2002. Slampigs are at home on any dance floor. They're easy to spot with their tight black pants and fat rolls that showcase their whale tales whilst pushing up a shirt size too small. Slampigs are last to leave the dancefloor and normally raise the tempreture of any club by 100 degrees due to their fat faces chewing up all the free oxygen. They're the ugly little sis to Cougars and 2nd cousins to the Coyote Ugly.

Dude run. Slam Pigs nine o'clock.

by Douche McMurphlenuts April 25, 2007

slam pig

A whore/skank/slut, etc. One who only exists to pleasure many, many men.

"Hey, isn't that your wife over there?"
"No, that's just my slam pig. My wife is at home with the kids."

by Rick Wiseman, DDS May 25, 2005

Slam Pig

A Slam Pig is the ugly girl you bang because you wanna get your nut. You aren't proud of it, but it gets the job done.

GODDAMN! My friend Alonzo plows Slam Pigs like he is expecting a heavy rain and he needs to get these seeds in the ground before he loses the farm. ....What a sick fuck

by Wy the God Father Guy April 14, 2020

Slam Pig

a common creature to longisland areas. you can normally see them in their natural habitat on the street corner or on their back under a "slammer" they are called slam pigs because they are dirty like a pig and anyone can slam them. but be weary because you may contract all sorts of stds.

I got herpes from that slam pig i banged last night

by anolog December 01, 2010