A fork of Rural Dictionary
When a generally slutty or whorish woman farts, and unintentionally squirts vaginal juices
Guy 1 "I was banging Borat yesterday, and that bitch slarted all over my tube snake"
Guy 2 "NICE!!!"
A mysterious liquid substance that has an unknown color and can be produced in the Slart Layer Only. This liquid is highly contagious and is rumored to be able to enhance hunger.
Did you see that kid's bathroom? Looks like slart sauce in there!
a really lame chav insult. mostly used by lame chavs....
oh my god you are such a gothic slart!!!!!
When you Slart ( sleep fart ) and it is so loud it wakes you up because you think someone said something to you.......and you answer them!
A good example of Slart Talking is. Ppppbbbbpphhhhhttt......what honey what did you say?
Absolute royalty who is also a bit of a whore
Oh Aiden? He’s a total fart slart
adjective: description of the facial expression of someone who is mardy, annoyed, or angrily disappointed by events. The phrase comes from early 1980's East Midlands (Rutland) slang. Similar to "having a face like a smacked bum".
Sharon got slart-faced when her boyfriend talked to Tina.