A fork of Rural Dictionary
Usual associated with the name Brandon Crum.
Brandon is the CEO of small pp syndrome
Someone that gets angry because other people are happy and enthusiastic about something
"That guy is angry that people are posting their Spotify wrapped on Twitter... he has such small pp energy!"
One of those days where you feel like you contribute nothing to society, and you have a subjectively small pp.
girls: boys never face hardship!
boys: we understand
boys: *boys on small pp days*
Our worlds Greatest Defender, Small PP Man, nemesis of Enormous Willy Guy
Yo is that Small PP Man?
A rebuttal to most arguments, except from the infamous no u.
this is used to exclaim a small penis from some pussy bitch talkin bout u
any professional arguer will come back with no u, and if he does, ur done
Jim: yeah that nigga booty wipe a trick ass hoe
booty wipe: nah yeet nigga ur pp small lol
Jim: fuc
Affects 1 in 10 men, and every man who has ever sent a picture of his junk. This disorder causes a man to develop very small genitalia, and have the irresistible urge to send pictures of his symptoms to unsuspecting women.
Man 1: brooo I just sent my pp pic to Jessica
Man 2: ewww brooo you have Small pp Disorder (SPD) , go to your therapist.