A fork of Rural Dictionary
The best-kept secret in the sexual world. When a man sprinkles taco seasoning on his dong and fucks her up the ass so fast that the girl's anus begins to smoke, he can say he gave her a mexican smokestack. The friction generated with the taco seasoning causes the burning to actually smell like mexican food. I love it.
"...that was disgusting!" "Not as disgusting as Michael giving Maggie a mexican smokestack."
A wise and hyper-articulate intellectual with refined knowledge and understanding of the world who spends most of his time chain smoking. The amount of knowledge is often directly correlated with the amount he smokes as he best shares his insights while he is smoking amongst a small crowd of fellow Intellectual Smokestacks.
Me: Duuuude I don't understand how metaphysics relates to this deconstructive analysis of New Comedy Patrick: Man, just go out the benches in front of the dorm and ask the Intellectual Smokestacks Me: Good advice they'll know!
The combination of 5-alarm chili and stool softener.
I have a feeling we won't be seeing Nick for a while. Why? He had two Texas Smokestacks for lunch!
The act of transferring static electricity from one's fingertip to the tip of an erect penis
My nanny used to smokestack lightning me before every bath. I could tell my little sister was jealous.
n. The purest form of raw power available to man. It has the ability to transform boring pep rallies from a nursing home-esque school activity to an event similar to a boxing match. v. To perform the act of getting high-school students interested in land purchases. (see verb formation technique in lightninging)
"Wow! I still can believe how much smokestack lightning Ambrose has." "Ever since having been smokestack lightninged by such a wonderful Junior Class President candidate, I feel really interested in that empty lot down the street."
To blow smoke in your partner's ass before engaging in anal sex.
She had rings of smoke coming out of her ass like a dirty smokestack.
A sexual position wherein the lady perches upon the man's shoulders and smokes a mentholated cigarette. No sexual intercourse is involved, but the woman must be a prostitute.
"I walked in on Pop Can Johnny doing a Toledo smokestack with the landlady. It smelled like Cleveland in there!"