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Snack Packed

Getting absolutely dumpy see dumpy on only a miniaml amount of alcohol, usually only one to two beers. The snackpack at the party will be open game to jest and will be an open receptacle of deuces.

Julie took a shot of wine spritzer and got totally snack packed. Price smelled alcohol and passed out. Price is a snack pack. Kelly got snackpacked and Hamtpon and David took advantage of her being a deuce receptacle and took a double deuce in her single mouth.

by David and Hampton April 20, 2006

snack pack

The act of swabbing one's penis in snack pack pudding container, and than proceeding to enjoy vaginal sex. Sadly this can result in a deadly yeast infection A.K.A. a "soggy muffin".

"Yo bro, last night I gave some girl the snack pack, and she got a soggy muffin."

by Pirate Suite October 03, 2006

snack packed

When the lid of a snack pack is removed and slapped in the face of another.

Oh shit son, you got snack packed!

by Ipek May 31, 2005

snack pack

Getting your dick sucked by a midget with down syndrome while drinking a forty and getting a rim job from an old asian prostitute.

dude 1 :yo nigga word up chillin wit vic last nite, went home hooked up a snack pack wit jane and kim ju. dude 2 : you dumbass cracker that lil down syndrome hoe jane gave dat nigga carl herpes.

by bennypotsmoker March 05, 2007

snack pack

the warm, wet, tasty middle of a woman

me and my boys go to the club to get the snack pack

by daniel cramblit January 20, 2006

Snack pack

When a woman lets a man perform oral on her without disclosing having let another man ejaculate inside her already

Yeah, he cheated on me several times. I have the last laugh though, I snack packed him the last time we were together! Bwahhhahahaaa!

by Hell Hathnofury November 11, 2019

Brisbane Snack Pack

Famous in Brisbane and similar to the potato chip, the Brisbane Snack Pack is a sexual act, at the point of ejaculation, the male pulls out both barbecue and sweet chilli sauce, and proceeds to create a 'snack pack' on the females tits. This can either be consumed straight away, or left to dry if she is not yet hungry. Can also be combined with the strawberry milkshake for a well rounded meal.

Paul: Yo John, why you limpin? John: I just gave Jenny a surprise Brisbane Snack Pack and she kicked me in the nuts.

by FilthyCurry69 May 03, 2018