A fork of Rural Dictionary
The 16th of July is also known at kiss a soccer boy day
Girl 1- omg do you know what today is
Girl 2- no what day is it
Girl 2- it’s national kiss a soccer boy day
Girl 1- no way !!
Red Creek Boys Soccer seem like their own cult along with the girls basketball team and those golf fággots. You can often hear them down by the tennis courts yelling “cookies”, “she wants out”, or some type of dad joke. The team is most significantly known for Greg Blake’s step overs, Jaden Brown’s cousin, lack of Mitchel Irish’s dad, Noah Dauphin’s relationships, Tim McIntyre’s waddle, and Chris and Richard Williams’ being the only one on the team with cups.
We believed that seeing one of these Red Creek Boys Soccer games would be interesting but it turns out Ritchie slicing Allen’s nose was the most skill they showed all season
0-17
11 goals for/ 96 goals against
Things about the team:
They all are GAY
The team sucks and can’t win a ring
THEY ARE OWNED BY INDIAN SPRINGS
INDIAN SPRINGS really shit on the John Carrol Boys Soccer Team
A faggot who denies it and is not only obsessed with with having rough sex with computers and often inserts his own floppy disk. Won a karate tournament against a small child once. Loves them soccer balls in his mouth.
Look at Alek over there hes such a soccer boi.
Oh no soccer boi inserted his floppy again.
The 20th of January is known as National Kiss a Soccer Boy Day in the state of Louisiana.
Guy: What day is it?
Girl: It’s National Kiss a Soccer Boy Day
on december 10, you can kiss a soccer boy
Oh my God! Its kiss a soccer boy day!
On October 30th, girl can kiss any soccer boy they want!
Oh my god he’s so cute I can’t wait to kiss him on kiss a soccer boy day!