A fork of Rural Dictionary
like the hottest thing in the world. seriously. (aka masturbating)
Lizzy and nona and kelly looove spanking the monkey. but not as much as Kari! hahaha
when a woman masturbates
she spanks her monkey too much
to engage in the act of making love, to have sexual intercourse.
kenechi: man dashiki is a bomb-ass honey uzo: yea i wanna spank that monkey
For a male, to expose and manually massage one's aroused phallic appendage, often publicly
Pee Wee Herman was arrested by the police for spanking the monkey in the porno theater.
A game in which two men (not gay) jerk each other off vigorously until one blows his load. After the winner may choose to call the guy a faggot and blow his load onto his face.
Dude me and gouch were playing Spank Ze Monkey yesterday and i totally fucking lost! He blew his load onto my eye and called me a faggot, humiliating as shit.
another way of saying to masturbate; to beat off.
"I get so much ass I never find time to spank my monkey."
my brother was spanking his monkey while he was watching porn