A fork of Rural Dictionary
When both of your uncles put you on the spitroast.
I dread the holidays because i have to do the South Dakota Square Dance
Life is unpredictable, strange and beautiful. Always live on the bright side of life.
Well, you know what they say “you can teach a goat to square dance, but that doesn’t mean he’ll like cupcakes”
When four bisexuals have sex, alternating partners frequently to keep things spicy.
The four bisexuals were getting bored together so they decided to square dance
When sexaul intercourse occurres between four concenting adults, aka a foursome, that are Texas natives. Or when the sexual act occurres with Texas borders.
"Dude that bonfire was wild, I went inside and accidentally walked in on a square dance." "Hey y'all, my wife and I were wondering if you two would like to join us this weekend for a good ol' square dance?!?"
Square dancing is code for married sex. Married sex is very unoriginal - You do this to me - 1,2, - I do that to you - 3,4
I need to get some strange. I'm tired of square dancing.