A fork of Rural Dictionary
The act of revisiting a former sexual partner, especially after a long period of time has elapsed between sexual interaction. Stallone revisited his classic movies Rambo and Rocky after a long period of time.
Dude, I just totally Stalloned Katie, a girl i dated back in middle school.
1. To knock someone unconscious with one swift punch to the head.
Dude, I'll stallone you like I did to Graser last night!
Nonchalant reference to a booger that is hanging (sometimes for dear life) from your nostril, ie. a cliffhanger. A good way to let someone know indirectly that they've got a booger hanging on, without everyone around you knowing what you're referencing.
"Man, you've got a Stallone hanging from your nose", or if you are in mixed company "Hey man, you've got a Stallone".
A pile of ugly meat, veins of tangy mayo and drawn tightly over it all is a thin skin of sweaty pinkish cheese! (created by: TheRealBradNeely)
I can't even eat one fish titty cuz I had too many Stallone Cuts on my 3rd coffee break.
Pronunciation: \ˈstä-lōnes\ \'lo\ Function: noun A law of physics, (not unlike Murphy's Law), stating that in the event a main character is being shot at by any amount of bad guys, the main character has a better chance of killing all the bad guys than the bad guys have of killing him.
Friend: "That guy just killed like 50 people! How did he do that?" You: "Stallone's Law."
When you punch a girl in the jaw, break it, and thrust all your junk inside of the broken jaw.
Tony's sister was hungry last night, and I had a boner, so i gave her a Hungry Stallone.
A maneuver involving at least two individuals, a glass table, and a freshly pinched loaf. One person lays underneath the table while the other deposits said loaf onto the table top. Origins: Frank Stallone (Wordly brother of Sly Stallone) apparently pulled this little ditty at the Playboy mansion in a cocaine fueled romp. No word whether he was on top or underneath.
"Dude, i caught a siiiiick frank stallone last night from my lady."