A fork of Rural Dictionary
Awesome family, they have lots of animals in there house and are a loving home, they are like your home away from home and will always help in some way. They may not have alot of money at times but they always get through it.
Random person "I need a place to stay " Stocks family " come on in we will take care of you"
Awkwardly creeping behind a female in a tight space, and proceeding to forcefully dance with a female. Then bouncing up and down to the beat of the music.
Yo dude Eric keep stocking all the soccer girls at cannon's last night.
Mistaking the word stocking for stoking, commonly attributed to people with poor spelling, sausage fingers, and struggling with obesity.
Just chilling in Austria, off to Munich Oktoberfest tomorrow 'stocking' should be looooose!!
Verb; the heinous act of forcefully positioning geriatric females in a prone arrangement over the armrest of your couch for the sadistic but sexually driven act of elder sodomy.
Matt: So dude, I heard that your Nanna Hobbs is coming over sunday... Dustin: Yeah bro, its my birthday! Matt: I'ma be stocking that musty claptrap fo sho!