A fork of Rural Dictionary
To ask someone for a cigarette
"Aye do you think i cud bum a stoge?"
{vik-tuh-ree stohg}
(noun)
1. A ceremoniously smoked cigarette, only to be invoked immediately following the successful consumption of an adequate amount of cannabis. "An adequate amount" is largely defined by whether or not the perceived victor is a pussy, in which case you know who you are, and you will never be victorious.
The Victory Stoge signifies the triumph of the righteous over the tyrannies of evil.
A Victory Stoge should never be deuced or hoarded, otherwise the distinct taste of victory will be replaced with that of shame and cowardice: Those with stoges provide for those without, because true victory requires great sacrifice.
when lighting multiple Victory Stoges one should light all of them with one continuous flame. this way it is one distinct act of declaring victory.
also its like, plus eleventybillion extra bonus points if the lucky ends up being a Victory Stoge.
Finally, a Victory Stoge signals the end of the battle, as in no more weed shall be smoked in that location, lest the stoge be deemed premature.
In case of victory, light stoge. (Victory Stoge)
Someone who chain-smokes squares back to back while being fubar.
G-money was at a block party getting fubar and being a stoge-rider.
When a person (typically one who is underage) who is not permitted to smoke a cigarette for whatever reason believes is being watched by an individual who will bust him for his smoking, cups the cigarette for a long period of time.
Teenager #1: "We went out to smoke a butt and Josh just sat there roastin a stoge 'cuz he thought his mom was watchin him."
Teenager #2: "That kids mad sketchy. Let's smoke a bowl."
Teenager #1: "Ok."
Someone who chain-smokes cigarettes.
Collin Farrell's a real stoge-rider, on or off camera.