A fork of Rural Dictionary
Person 1: Yo my phones got low storage Person 2: Ok bro I'll miss you a lot. Your funeral is gonna be lit!
refers to a female that sleeps around a lot so it seem that she always has someone in her a.k.a. slut, whore, ho
She just slept with the entire football team. That girl is just cock storage!
The guilty pleasure of showing off an over-abundance of closets, cabinets and drawers to a friend who struggles to find room in a smaller living space.
Showing Lisa our new house with his-and-hers closets, hollow window seats and cabinets around the washer and dryer was equivalent to storage porn.
Storage as a computer medium to hold/keep files and information. Lag as in "to be slow". LAG Storage is a virtual storage, as where a person stores infomation/files/data in lag. This lag is created where computer A sends the data to comptuer B...and then B sends it back to A, forming a continuous loop of transmitted data. While the data is being transferred in the loop, the data is technically being stored. One of the comptuers can section off the data and contain it for viewing, and when finished send it back along its way. Slower connections tend to yield more storage space in theory. Only compter A and B can piece back together the data to read because of the code, making it secure.
Your computer is so slow, it can be used for LAG Storage. I had to keep the file in LAG Storage so the police would not catch onto me.
A place where a man parks his penis for an extended period of time.
I’ve been with my current boner storage for a few years and I am considering proposing. What are the rates on your boner storage?
A reality TV show starring stand-up comedian Shaun Kelly, in which "abandoned" storage lockers are auctioned off to the highest bidder, with the bidders usually staying the same throughout the series. It achieved particular popularity in the UK on the TV channel Dave, on which a domestic version eventually aired.
"I can't understand a word of what Shaun Kelly actually says on Storage Hunters. It's all just RRRABADARRRRABADA to me."
A place most people get rid of their newly-picked boogers. Its usually under certain surfaces, like a table, chair, desk, shelves and so on.
"I`m just gonna leave it in the booger-storage..." "Ew! I accidentally touched a booger-storage!"